Score: 2

"Not worth much of anything"

submission: Obama Vs. Mccain

date: November 12, 2008

Sorry. I see where you were going, but this is just isn't worth much of anything.

Score: 7

"Clever."

submission: :the game:

date: November 9, 2008

Clever. Your political views are silly, but it was a clever game nonetheless.

Score: 8

"Excellent...but..."

submission: PALADIN: the Game

date: December 30, 2007

Absolutely brilliantly made game, congrats. Great art, execution, gameplay, and variability. Only one problem.

The cutscenes. While tastefully done, your writing REALLY needs work, Jazza. Otherwise, good!

Score: 6

"Entertaining"

submission: Global Warming?

date: December 18, 2007

Entertaining, and I'll grade based on that. c:

However, I hope that all you people (especially you, liberals!) watching news all the time and kissing the ground Al Gore walks on do realize that global warming is blown out of proportion. In fact, though the theory makes sense, there are all kinds of holes in the evidence. For example, it was the hottest winter in Florida in the past few decades this year, but up north there were severe snowstorms. Florida, compared with other states, is a fairly low gas-emitting state. So it wouldn't make sense in terms of global warming for it to have gotten hotter and other states that are far more gas-heavy to not have done the same (again, according to the theory).

It IS proven, though, that the SUN is getting hotter. This harkens not to global warming, but to universal warming. There have already been accurate reports that mars is getting hotter, parts of saturns rings are collapsing due to heat, and there are storms on some other planet I've forgotten due to heat.

So next time you're listening to Al Gore blather on in a desperate attempt to be successful, remember those little facts. c:

Score: 3

"I don't understand..."

submission: StarFox excelent adventur

date: August 12, 2007

...how your movies keep getting on the front page. Despite your vast number of submisisons, your flash skill is dismally low, the graphics are as bad as ever (with the exception of Fox and Crystal, who despite having fairly good models you animated horrendously), and the quality of the voice acting pretty much made me cry (Fox was the only half-decent voice there). None of the jokes even so much as made me crack a grin. But apparently tons of kids on newgrounds swoon over these "movies" you create, so oh well.

Score: 5

"=\"

submission: Gamer Kids: Modern War

date: July 13, 2007

It was an okay flash, not that great, but not bad. So good job on that.

Too bad the joke is only funny to blind liberals who use the media as their only source of information :P Oh well, don't worry, I didn't grade based on my political standings (except for humor).

Score: 8

"CU ftw"

submission: CU-Thanksgiving 06

date: November 26, 2006

Good stuff. One little thing that everybody seems to mes up (which pisses me the hell off): we're ARGENTINE not ARGENTINIAN. Kthxbai.

Score: 4

"..."

submission: TSAH2

date: November 9, 2006

Seeing as how this was supposed to be a humor flash, I based the brunt of the final score on that. And it failed. Miserably.

The only REMOTELY funny part was the "wonderful time" in Headshots piece, everything else tries SO hard in a fruitless attempt to be funny and just...isn't. I'm dissapointed, gotta' say.

The actual flash technique and art was (mostly) good. As always I despised Metla Maveriks submission; I can't begin to fathom why people think he has a sense of humor. But oh well, mostly well-made flashes, just not funny.

Score: 3

"...Uh..."

submission: My US of Whateva!

date: July 6, 2006

"This is not a Pro-Bush or Anti-Bush movie. Please vote based on the quality of the movie, not your politicial views."

That's a load of bull, guys. This is an extremely anti-Bush movie. Great flash; I gave you the appropriate scores but lowered the overall because when I rate flashes I DO take into account whether I LIKED them and not just the quality. And my political views influence that. So there you go. Well made, though (extremely so).

Score: 2

"Good try"

submission: Mind Your Manor

date: June 13, 2006

But terrible game. Unlike Grow, this game has no actual way to really figure things out, no logic holding the chords together. As someone who reviewed this way before me said, "the game is trial-and-error." Don't believe me? In the first level, when I put island, boat, whirlpool, buoy, wind, the pirates, for some reason, could avoid the whirlpool and block my way to the island.

I finally, through a grueling reset process, figured out your absolutely nonsensical answer. Now there are two problems with the real solution here. Number one, how does putting a whirlpool after the island make the island grow? That in itself is ridiculous. But then THIS time the whirlpool does something to the pirates. Because after all, it makes no sense that it does now and not before.